Mythical Slyme Unicorn Poop- 1.7 Oz

  • $ 9.99
Shipping calculated at checkout.


It’s a well-known urban myth that unicorns poop rainbows.

The truth is that unicorns fart rainbows, they do not poop them.  

Collected from the dung of only the finest unicorns, this slime is sprinkled with a pinch of glitter dust and pure happiness. It has the soft gleam of a pearl and the texture and color of bubblegum.

Who knew poops could be so, well, magical? 

Collectible charm included! 

Ethically harvested. 100% authentic. Cures boredom, fidgeting, and other serious ailments.

 


Customer Reviews

No reviews yet
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)